I left the undisclosed location yesterday. Sometimes my diplomatic duties make it a neccessary. Things sure are screwed up out there. I would think you guys would be begging for the coming MAWB revolution.
It's not surprising that water sellers would be in on the racket. Have you noticed you can buy the 24 oz. bulk in the grocery store - which are too big for your standard cup holder OR you can buy the 16 something ouncers - which are, of course, too small for your cupholder. What you can't buy bulk in the grocery store is the 21 oz version that fits in your cupholder. No. No. No. You can only buy those in singles for $1.30 each. We're now developing a super-secret Goldilocks weapon to deal with that situation.
Oh and the BP station with the car wash in Forest Lake? Nice how you crank up the speed on that baby on good washing days. In and out in five seconds flat. It almost made me seasick. I checked the manual with the van and they don't say a thing about washing and waxing simultaneously. Is that new technology?
I'm making a list. We're setting up some nice cages. Of course you might get stuck next to the flingers. You know what I'm saying, right? Fair warning.
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