I know you're all tied up in knots. "How can I possibly find a Christmas gift worthy of the M.A.W.B.?" Fear not, peasants. You can count on the female dictators of the M.A.W.B. to direct you on the right path.
Cartier has a nice selection of tiaras, I hear. While baubbles are always appropriate, here's another idea that's sure to make your gift stand out from the crowd. Private islands. You can even shop for them on-line!
This site has a nice feature that allows you to choose different areas of the world to shop from.
Nova Scotia's Oak Island, famous for its rumored Money Pit is up for sale. (We could put the KAR crew to work there digging and open up some space in the Exhibition Hall.)
Emerald Isle in northern California would be a nice place for a M.A.W.B. retreat. We'd even be open to hosting the MOB bash there. There's plenty of lawn for everyone else to set up tents around our mansion.
If price is an issue, a nice island rental would always be appreciated. Better hurry though! Only 18 more shopping days 'til Christmas!
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