The M.A.W.B. Squad won the race for Mayor of the M.O.B.,. You know what that means. Unable to accept their crushing defeat, the home team decided to have a run-off vote.
Our competition? A serial killer named Dementee. Eating people is wrong, even if they are Moonbats.
Are they afraid? Of course. KAR posts nothing but lies about us at the polling site. (Note the subtle change from MAWB chicks to MAWB broads? You can just hear their hands shake as they type.)
Let them know you're not fooled by casting your vote for the M.A.W.B. Squad.
Oh, I almost forgot. We're the party of ideas. (O.K. Threats come in a close second.)
M.O.B. Link of the Day: That's right, as Mayor(s) of the M.O.B. we'll post a M.O.B. Link of the Day
More Fun at M.O.B. Parties: Has Dementee ever shown up for a M.O.B. Bash, let alone in his pajamas? For all we know, he's Foot's evil alter ego. You're going to vote for that?
We Know More than One Joke: Dementee has one line, eating moonbats. The M.A.W.B. has an endless supply of topics to amuse you.
There's much much more, but I trust the intelligence of our base to use logic to make the right decision. It's fine to be fond of Dementee, but Mayor? Puh-lease.
75% of the votes were against you. The MOB mayor needs a mandate (as was announced well before the polls closed). 25% ain't a mandate.
LF
Posted by: LearnedFoot | November 15, 2005 at 03:44 PM
What are you running against? Closet Democrats?
They insist on a vote then, not liking the results of the vote, they insist on a runoff then, when it looks like the runoff may not work out to their liking, they start yammering about mandates.
Is this going to the Supreme Court?
Posted by: aelfheld | November 15, 2005 at 04:08 PM
"Of course. KAR posts nothing but lies about us at the polling site."
Ouch. I'm changing my vote to Dementee
Posted by: rew | November 15, 2005 at 04:27 PM
I shall continue voting anyway, and anytime possible.
No,..... no thanks needed. I'm just wondering if any of the chicks have a sister, aunt or sister in law sharing the same political views who happen to be single and in the upper range of her forties.
Chicks RULE!!!!
Posted by: Stan | November 15, 2005 at 05:47 PM
Doesn't the concept of having an evil alter ego suggest that there is a non-evil, normal person in the mix? And does each one get a vote?
Posted by: Night Writer | November 15, 2005 at 08:05 PM
As he slowly works his way through the computer labs of SCSU the polital operative repeatedly sends votes in for the MAWB Squad.
Bahahahahahhahahhaha.
Posted by: Stan | November 16, 2005 at 11:28 AM