No, they didn't ask me!

How many of  you people that are reading this get the StarTribune newspaper? Out of the people that do, how many of you like the new look that they have? I know I don't. The type face is really bad and it looks mean to me, and the faces of the columnists are really scary. I'm just a kid, but mean and scary does not sound to me like a good way to attract readers.

My grande problemo, however, is with the Variety section, which is now called the Source. I don't know, but when they start messing around near my comics section I just want to say, "Go away! No touchy! No touchy!" Touch my comics, and prepare to feel my tiny fists of fury!

By "my comics" I mean ones I like such as Zits, LuAnn, Pickles, Dennis the Menace, Baby Blues, Family Circus, Peanuts, Stone Soup, Heart of the City, One Big Happy, Arlo and Janis and Get Fuzzy. I even like Mark Trail because of all the nature stuff, but I don't like the sappy way the characters grin.

Judge Parker? Touch that one all you want, StarTribune! Every one who reads Judge Parker, raise your hand. Just as I thought. I also can't remember ever seeing anything funny in Doonesbury.

As for the columnists, James Lileks is funny and not as scary looking as Dear Abby. I like Dear Abby though because of the way she dishes it out, even if I don't always agree with her (her advice to the pregnant woman who wanted to name her baby Dallas but who's sister-in-law said she had already "claimed" the name actually made me write my own letter to her).

Maybe I should start my own advice column, "Ask TIger Lilly." As long as "I have no idea what you are talking about" is an ok answer, that is.

My dad says somebody described the StarTribune's new look as being like Highlights magazine. That's just wrong. Highlights has never made me feel like I wanted to hit somebody. Do you think Goofus went to work for the newspaper?

Ciao for now.

Comments

[Dave in Pgh.]

Goofus and Gallant! I love it! I nominate Nick "the pirate" Coleman for Goofus.

But who would be Gallant? Lileks? Kersten?

[rew]

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[Glen Ward]

I read Judge Parker. So, count that hand raised.

There are A LOT of not funny comics, that want to be funny that could go first, before they look to get rid of Judge Parker.

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