We're not worried about the new scheme of bloated charges for blog readers of the Kool Aid Report.
As our devoted followers know, a critical step in demonstrating faithful allegiance to your favorite female dictators at the M.A.W.B. Squad is to turn over all your credit card numbers, including expiration dates and security codes for use as we deem fit. As dictators, we won't be stooping to taxes. No. We'll just say "charge it" with a smile and send you the bill. Much more civilized, no?
After all, world domination is so expensive these days, what with Calamity Jo's private jet rentals to Deadwood, St. Kate's European tours, and my own penchant for first class travel to Asia. Besides, it's only fitting that I have the opportunity to test state patrol readiness in one of these.
Housemouse has her eye on entire ecosystems she wants to move to a more convenient location. Eloise is interviewing ghost writers to fill in for the Warrior Monk so she has more time to hang out with the gals. Tiger Lilly's wish list includes this gem for recording her sister's phone calls. Peg is planning on bringing tournament bridge to the public, (think the World Poker Tour on steroids.)
We've dispatched search parties to locate missing MAWBsters Headstrong Elf, Macaroni Penguin, and Twice Blessed. They don't come cheap, let me tell you. We're expecting a FOX news crew soon, ala the Runaway Bride story.
Add to the list a nanny mentor to watch after the Young Jedi, (who may actually be in custody considering the subject of his last post), and let's not forget payoffs to the Elder.
So, Learned Foot, we'll just be charging those fees back to your card. You knew that we drafted Mrs. Foot, right? Strength in numbers, I always say.
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