We're proud to welcome Tiger Lilly to our staff, the middle school daughter of The Night Writer. We realize if we're going to keep the M.A.W.B. legacy going we'll need to encourage the younger generation to carry the torch when we're (cough) gone. Tiger Lilly is already thinking along those lines with her first submission. (For the record, comments to Tiger Lilly's posts will be moderated. Any deemed unsuitable will be deleted.)
Please join us in welcoming Tiger Lilly!
Lately I've been thinking of so many ways to annoy my older sister that I
thought I should write them down before I forget them. Here are my top ten so
far.
10. Go to a joke store and buy fake vomit or dog doo. Place around sister's
room. Especially effective if placed in her shoes. Works better if you have a
dog (get right size).
9. Dance weirdly in front of her when she's talking on the phone.
8. Put her bra in the freezer over night.
7. See if you have any pictures of her in the bathtub when she was little.
Blow up and put on the refrigerator when her friends come over.
6. Loudly ask, "Who farted?" every time she walks into the room
5. Talk about barf or cockroaches when she's eating dessert. If she doesn't
want to finish it...score!
4. Use a squirt gun or squirt bottle to spray her pillow before she goes to
bed.
3. When she's taking too long in the shower (all the time), flush the
toilet.
2. Hide one shoe out of every pair of shoes she likes best.
1. And my all-time favorite, read over her shoulder and point to various
places in the book and ask "What's that?"
I like her.
I think I'm going to try the "who farted" on my boss.
Posted by: rew | June 13, 2005 at 07:26 PM
Don't forget the ol' hand-in-warm-water-while-she's-sleeping trick.
Welcome to the blogosphere, Tiger Lilly!
Posted by: Dan S. | June 13, 2005 at 10:46 PM
It's a big world out there! Remember, once this is published, your sister has legitmacy of selection on what she tries on you. Happy blogging!
Posted by: Grandma | June 14, 2005 at 09:00 AM
So when are you launching a coup on your father's site?
Posted by: Kevin | June 14, 2005 at 10:55 PM
LOL. WAIT A MINUTE!!! I was the picked on older sister. I must choose my alliances carefully. For shame tigerlily for shame (Um, I liked the Dance Weirdly one. My littlest one, 6, likes number 1, however she does it for television shows. Her big sister is 11. She use to do it to her big brothers, now 21 and 18.)
Posted by: Rachel Ann | June 16, 2005 at 07:43 AM
Tiger Lily, are you still there?
Posted by: Grammy | July 05, 2005 at 07:29 PM
i am gonna try the dancing one.(its halsrious!!!!!)
Posted by: anna | February 06, 2006 at 06:44 PM
i am gonna try the dancing one.(its halsrious!!!!!)
Posted by: anna | February 06, 2006 at 06:44 PM
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Posted by: Hailey | July 21, 2006 at 10:24 AM
I hate you Tigerlily!!!!
Posted by: | October 27, 2006 at 05:03 PM
hey,
really cool ways to annoy older sisters im actually gonna try one!
im going crazy with her but baybe soon i wont be going crazy,LOL!
any ways thanks for the tips!
Posted by: Erica | December 02, 2006 at 03:08 PM
I couldnt stop laughing and the fact that my older sister was rea
ding it with me was stupid
Posted by: Emily D'Onohue | December 22, 2006 at 03:02 PM
this is the worst list ever i have how to annoy your parents:
THIS IS 40 WAYS 2 ANNOY UR PARENTS!! :
1.follow them around the house everywhere.
2. Moo when they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm a r.tard!"
12. Talk to a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time.
14. Try and climb the wall.
15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT SNOG YOU!!!"
16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes.
17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"
18. Eat your hair.
19. Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."
20. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!!!!"
21. At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"
22. Pretend to be a phone.
23. Try to swim in the floor.
24. Tap on their door all night.
25. When they say a word from a song you know...burst into that song.
26. Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other random things.
27. Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to buy it.
28. Pass out bananas
29. Ask how much is 1 hersheys kiss is
30. Skip down the aisles singing "i've been working on the railroad......"
31. Hand out missing person fliers of yourself
32. Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing you say.
33. Camp out in the frozen food section.
34.Ask someone where the cereal is when you're standing right next to it.
35. Give random old people your number
36. Go around asking people if their mother knows what they're doing.
37. Go up to someone and tell them their face is funny and run away.
38. Yell mango
39. Stand in front of a store, not lettin anyone in
40.Call yourself nicknames like tree and turtle.
Posted by: cool person | December 30, 2006 at 11:14 AM
LOLLLLLLLLL SOO FUNNY I WAZ CRYING!!! IM TRYING #9!!!!!!!!LOL PLZ ASS MORE!!!
Posted by: <3Cristina | March 02, 2007 at 07:11 PM
omg woops i meant *add lol sry
Posted by: <3Cristina | March 02, 2007 at 07:11 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Posted by: <3Cristina | March 02, 2007 at 07:15 PM
omg after i tried some of these i thought i wuz goin to die from laughter
Posted by: fred | July 16, 2007 at 02:26 PM
omg after i tried some of these i thought i wuz goin to die from laughter
Posted by: fred | July 16, 2007 at 02:26 PM
they got sooooooooooooo mad at me i had to b locked in my room for 1 hour
Posted by: fred | July 16, 2007 at 02:28 PM
my sis got sooooooooooooo mad at me because i wouldnt stop askin her questions!!!!!!!
Posted by: fred | July 16, 2007 at 02:33 PM
Well, I stood outside my sisters window, on the first floow, and did a puppet show for her!!! Stick notes from the bottom of her door with random sayings. Start a food fight and blame it on her, when of course your parents aren't home. Call them on their cell to let them know the news!, before your sister [email protected]!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | July 17, 2007 at 09:54 AM
I stared at her all day and also did silent treatment to go along with it, it rocked, I've never seen her shake with anger!!!!!!! HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | July 17, 2007 at 09:55 AM
I stared at her all day and also did silent treatment to go along with it, it rocked, I've never seen her shake with anger!!!!!!! HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | July 17, 2007 at 09:55 AM
send tons of junk mail at least a hundred and say important and stuff and say it's from her friend so she opens alll of [email protected]!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: | July 17, 2007 at 09:56 AM