Once upon a time the Warrior Monk brought home a cute little blog. He named it Spitbull. At first, he was very taken with the beast, feeding it daily and taking it on long walks. That blog was so damn cute that it came to the attention of national radio talk radio host Hugh Hewitt who, with no warning, inducted it into his Northern Alliance of Blogs (either that or he wanted to annoy Frater Chad the Elder--which do you think is the more plausible excuse?)
Well, of course, traffic skyrocketed and the blog suddenly became too much for the Warrior Monk to handle on his own. He asked me to help. Foolishly, I agreed.
At first taking care of Spitbull wasn't that big a deal: I was only responsible for it a few days a week. But, over time, the Warrior Monk started neglecting the creature, going days without posting to it. So now I'm the one cleaning its cage and feeding it. Oh the Warrior Monk still plays with it from time to time but, dutiful soul that I am, guess who ends up feeding it on a regular basis?
When a bunch of gals from the M.O.B. (Minnesota Organization of Bloggers) decided to form the M.A.W.B. Squad, they invited me to join. Oh no, I know how that game goes! I'm no sucker. But they promised me that there were so many bloggers that I'd only have to take care of it occasionally. They've kept their promise. Plus, this blog is much cuter.
Oh yeah, bio. Here it is: I work as a lawyer part-time and have two daughters full-time. No pets. Well, I had a bird once but its shrieking woke my youngest up from her nap. So long birdy.
You want more info? Well, I killed all the tulip/daffodil bulbs I planted two years running and I have regular cooking disasters. In short, I'm sort of the anti-Margaret of the Squad.
There you go.
Update: The e-mail address to contact me is myspitbull AT yahoo.com
