Super Secret Bovine Genetics Program

In honor of the Drunkenbatman's mention of the M.A.W.B. Squad, (the web's aspiring female dictators), we've stepped up our genetic testing program to incorporate the Cow.  (You know how every dictatorship gets around to nasty medical bits eventually.  We decided to jump the curve a bit and get them out of the way up front.)

The Tortoise-Cow.  Who couldn't use a hard shell sometimes?

The Deer-Cow.  I hear they've managed to breed out the suicidal tendencies in this species.

The Prarie-Cow.  I love it when the little fellas go "Wheeee!".  But, they must take care to avoid some local bloggers if they expect to survive.

The Beaver-Cow.  This one was a spectacular failure.  The mad scientist neglected to make sure the Beaver was alive before playing god.  (St. Kate was playing in the lab.  You know her affinity for dead things.)

The Bear-Cow.  Bigger!  Faster! Stronger!

The Goose-Cow.  Imagine your neighborhood infested with these!

After wrapping these up, the evil geneticists were a little bored, so they decided to delve into micro-genetics and came up with the Cow-Bug:

Anyone who's had these pests infest their home should be shaking in their boots.  Soon followed by the Spi-Cow:

Of course, all of this was done before we realized the Cow had political connections:

We had to scramble to make it up to him.  First we hooked him up with some family:

Then we arranged an all expenses paid vacation.  I understand he mixed it up with the alligators at Reptile Gardens, (Ooops.  Hey!  I thought we squashed the genetics experiments!)

He really liked Mt. Rushmore:

Got in some 4 wheeling:

Now he's out west.  Here he is at Hoover Dam:

I hear he's cleaning up at the tables in Vegas.  Have you checked your debit card lately, Batdude?

This final bit of news is really disturbing, so I'm only putting it in after the jump.  You have been warned.

I was just back in the lab, and I discovered an evil twin left over from the cloning process:

Who's going to clean up this mess?

Comments

[Mindflayer]

Oh, no. You've now made DB's day.

[Sean]

Your Cow pictures are by far the best I have seen till now. Cheers !

[ProcrasT8]

This has got to be the funniest set of cow pictures I've ever seen, not that I've ever seen a whole lot of them to begin with.

Go moo!