Thank you, DC, for your kind invitation to allow me to join the voices of other Frozen Tundra females who are Right!
I'm pretty sure that I meet at least two of the requirements: my far-left friends think I am a fascist, and my far-right friends think I ought to park my tent on a commune - ergo, I must be somewhere in that great, vast middle.
And PJ's? If I could parade around in my flannel nightie all the time, it'd be fine by me.
But liquor?? Uh oh. A little eau de alcohol, and I get kinda woozy.
Oh well - I hope that two out of three will still allow me membership!