Did I mention it's windy outside?
Here's a tip. Never, never, never, go to look at a puppy, unless you've already made a firm decision that you are bringing home a dependent. A dependent that will destroy your property, drag you outside in the worst blizzards and rainstorms, throw up at the most inconvenient times, (is there ever a convenient time?), leave disgusting surprises on your carpet. Did I miss anything?
Oh, I did. Never, never, never, believe your children when they swear upon their own lives that they will care for the dependent, notice if the dependent is starving or dying of thirst, promise they will get up at the crack of dawn to take it outside.
They're lying. Lying through their teeth. You have been warned!
Oh, and this picture is just to prove the Puppy has eyes.
He's two years old. How long will he be my Puppy? For life.